2 that everyone is talking about & 1 you probably don't know about

Things I have learned from the latest movies I've seen.

Gran Torino
1. Clint can still kick some butt.
2. Don't call Clint an old man.
3. Clint's been called a lot of things, but he's never been called funny.
4. Everyone wants a Gran Torino.
5. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with WD-40, a vice grip, and a roll of duct tape.



Taken
1. When Liam Neeson says "I will find you, and I will kill you." believe it.
2. When you sit behind a desk. You forget things, like the weight in the hand of a gun that's loaded and one that's not.
3. A flesh wound can turn into a bullet between your wifes eyes unless you help Liam Neeson.
4. 7 inch nails are great conductors of electricity.
5. Paris is a hot bed for Albanian human-trafficking.



The Guitar
1. You can teach old chicks new things, you can teach them how to ROCK.
2. When diagnosed with cancer, you should blow your severance pay on an expensive loft apartment in NYC.
3. Delivery people can be your best friends.
4. You can max out all your credit cards by ordering out everyday.
5. We should all live like it's our last day on earth.